
First rule of advertising (and revolutionaries apparently) is learning how to actually break the rules. So just because quality is considered THE de-facto rule in any single category, it truly isn’t. Otherwise there would be no Payless Shoes, street vendors selling knock-offs, or the bridal registry at Walmart.
So if you’ve got a low-quality brand AND diminishing market share, don’t dare think the only option is overhaul when a less extreme solution may be what’s called for, i.e. the difference between Coke Zero’s successful caloric tweak v. New Coke’s catastrophic misstep. (And c’mon… there may be worse pizza and better pizza, but is there REALLY such a thing as bad pizza?)
Which brings us to Domino’s admission that for 49 years it has been selling you cardboard, an artificial wax-like substance that’s not entirely cheese, and meat-like substitutes. Or as Domino’s Marketing Director Karen “Boom Boom” Kaiser says (on camera) “worst excuse for a pizza I’ve ever had.” Yummy. But wait, this mea culpa is all in the name of being a trust-based brand: Having the conviction and credibility that comes with such a bold “my bad”. WRONG.
You’re looking at the New Coke, or new cardboard perhaps. I don’t know how much dough Domino’s spent on (once again) flawed consumer research to tell them that their pizza sucked and that their customers would respond to a completely new formula (Coke spent $4M and spoke to 200,000 consumers to get New Coke wrong), but these misguided Michigan marketers thoroughly missed the point.
Domino’s customers choose Domino’s pizza because it taste like it does, not in spite of it. If they wanted better ingredients and better pizza, they’d order Papa John’s. Or as Research guru Lori Masciovecchio says (speaking for the loyalist)… “Don’t fuck with my shit.” The fact is, you’re not going to out-quality Papa John’s. And you’re not going to out-taste the mom and pops OR Papa John’s. Instead, you’ve given away your differentiation in a category where the bar is set so low on yummy that millions will indeed eat cardboard, and in some cases eat it cold.
Domino’s needed a new brand strategy: Focused, singled minded, eliminating products that diffused the brand and instead a build-out from the core. They could have leveraged their perceived halo of faster delivery during a time when it matters more than when they actually introduced it. As Papa John went after experience and delivery (Papa’s in the HOWWWSE!), Domino’s could have brought it’s own personality to life. Something. Anything. But not destroy the core.
And so I say to the good people of Ann Arbor, as they sift through the avalanche of PR, learn from the marketing master William Shakespere who said, “To thine own self be true” and who also invented the term “method in the madness.” Or in this case, perhaps not.